Rock 'n' Roll Diogenes
Roll down the hill and squash some kids. Hold left mouse button to accelerate, right click to jump/stomp.
A game based on Diogenes und die bösen Buben von Korinth (paraphrased english translation, rhymes and all), an early work by German cartoon pioneer Wilhelm Busch. Most of his comic strips were incredibly violent, cruel and downright sadistic by today's standards, and what better way to celebrate violence than through the magic of video games? Old Wilhelm would've been proud.